tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-143946542024-03-23T23:46:06.449+05:30madness and civilizationbabelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.comBlogger192125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-68758401835398499652021-06-23T01:50:00.000+05:302021-06-23T01:50:17.448+05:30Silent all these years...<p>Sometimes silence is a call for help. A display picture gone dark, a prolonged absence on social media, a refusal to engage in conversations, non-committal polite replies to messages. These are all ways of seeking attention. And they all work in the short term. </p><p>But relationships are not, or should not be, about the short term. It took me a long time to understand this, and even now I need a reminder once in a while. But I'm getting there. </p><p>I've learnt to ask for the things I want, for the love I want, for the friendship I want. And I've learnt that sometimes the answer will be no. And that's a good thing because hearing the occasional no makes the yeses so much more precious. Just like silence makes the next conversation more precious.</p>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-69038123785019245282021-06-12T00:44:00.003+05:302021-06-12T02:31:13.522+05:30Grow old along with me...<p>I just realised, while scrolling through old WhatsApp messages on a sleepless stressed out night, that when the whole family was down last month, there were a few people who checked in on us nearly every day. Some were from work, for which I'm grateful, but a couple were just friends who have been around forever. I've been so lucky in my friends that I'm not surprised my luck didn't hold out in long-term full-time relationships. This should be v sad, but I just find it funny.</p><p>I'm going to be 40 in a couple of years. And I can't do relationships any more. I love the people that I love to bits, but I don't think I can live with someone else ever again. This should be a terrifying thought, but it's actually a relief. </p><p>Sometimes I think that had I known this when I was 20, I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to settle down with a happily ever after. But then I figure that this state of acceptance is actually the outcome of having been in a relationship that was intensely fulfilling and then turned absolutely toxic. And if I hadn't ever married or had kids, I would have had a great deal of regret. So whatever happened, happened for the best.</p><p>On the general principle of no regrets, therefore, I'm kind of pleased with life at the moment. And it's indescribably pleasant to reach out on a difficult kind of day to a friend who will lend a shoulder without the burden of expectations. It's hard to tell what the future will be, but if I can grow old in friendship, then life would indeed be perfect. Here's hoping the best is yet to be.</p>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-39767976443897917602021-05-26T02:31:00.002+05:302021-05-26T02:31:32.859+05:30If you do a good deed and no one knows, is it a good deed?<p> Today the son came home and said he saved a baby kitten from being eaten. Further questioning revealed that the kitten was tiny and the hunters were the modern-day descendents of dinosaurs. (Well the son said chameleons, but I guarantee you that chameleons aren't found in our part of town. So the other kind of wall-huggers they must have been.) Information was volunteered on how cute the kitten was and how tiny, and the fact that the hunter was smaller than the prey was quickly countered by the statement that there were many hunters. But then further questioning revealed that the hunters weren't exactly attacking. They may not even, wait for it, have actually been there. The conversation at this point had me in hysterical fits of laughter so we didn't get much further into the details, but a quick summary of events is as follows.</p><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">There was a kitten. Verrah cute. This is confirmed.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">The kitten was either stuck on a wall or in a wall and was mewling.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">There were electric supplies nearby, in a locked room, which the kitten could have hurt itself on. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">There may or may not have been lizards prowling. They certainly weren't attacking the kitten at the moment.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">The kitten, I repeat, was mewling.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small;">And this is the most important line of all: The kitten was saved.</span></p><p>My eight-year-old sometimes makes very little sense. He has a tendency to repeat what his friends tell him, and not infrequently mixes up the chronology of events. And he absolutely falls apart when questioned. All of this is fine because he's still eight (or so I tell myself), but we work on it all the time. I tell him he must question everything and be kind to everyone. I figure these two mantras will see him through everything. I wish our generation had been taught as much. Then maybe we wouldn't have to deal with those who would rather hate blindly and who loose their cool completely when their prejudice is questioned.</p>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-4088461998257712412021-05-24T01:50:00.001+05:302021-05-24T01:50:32.610+05:30A little less conversation<p>The one constant in all these years has been the need for conversation. What is it about words that can be such a turn on? I remember writing in another lifetime about cradling a phone and melting in the sound of a husky, deep voice. But sometimes it's not a voice, it's a voiceless text and suddenly I'm back, in my twenties, vulnerable and open to adventure. You only live once I'd say and lose myself in the moment. We can't get those moments back, we can't recreate them, and we can't let them go. But the last decade has taught me this: You don't have to let go of things. You have to make them a part of you and move on. And I've stuck to my oldest creed through it all: No regrets. Everything happens when the time is right. The good, we cherish; the bad, we learn from. And everything, just everything, passes.</p>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-66719474172558816072021-05-23T03:32:00.002+05:302021-05-23T03:34:30.012+05:30The last of the thirties...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Some things are so momentous that they need to be documented. If only so that a decade later I can come back and remember how it felt and how important it was. I didn't write when the kids were born. I posted pictures on social media instead. And while I'm glad to have those reminders now that my ickle bologna loaves are no longer that small, I don't really remember what I thought. The only thing I recall saying when my son was born was that in a life full of incredible emotions and experiences (and at 29 I thought I'd seen it all and lived it all - hah!) having a baby was the single-most intense moment of happiness I had ever had. And amazingly, the next year, when the daughter was born, that feeling of amazement and wonder and excruiating joy had not diminished. </div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">It's not that things have been less momentous these past few years. If anything, with a universe turned upside down, there's been more to document, but the blog just hasn't seemed the place to do it. Perhaps, just perhaps, it's because I've finally reached a little bit of the zen state I've been seeking for so long.</div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Where am I now and how is it different from where I was before? Still parenting alone, for one, and grateful to be doing so. Grateful for the awesome twosome and even more so for being the only parent around them. Changed a job, and drove myself recklessly hard at work, mostly at the cost of health. But managed to avoid being unhappy.</div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I've realised one thing, fifteen years after I started writing this blog. Grief is inevitable. Grief is deep and overwhelming. But grief is not the same as unhappiness. Because grief is not an every day thing. I don't wake up every morning grieving the things I have lost or never had. I do it occasionally because it is good to remember the lows in order to appreciate the highs. But it is possible to wake up every morning deeply unhappy. To look for respite in work, in lethargy, in tears. That is toxic. That is abuse. And that is something I no longer have.</div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /></div><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I don't have unhappiness in my life. I go from moments of anger, stress, exhaustion or unkindness to two pairs of warm little arms. Stick thin and with a tendancy to poke. But with so much love that nothing else matters. And that is why, unhappiness doesn't stand a chance. I've found that thing I was looking for all my younger days. A love that is unconditional. And that gives me such a centre of gravity that everything else just falls into place.</div>
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The first time there was a programme at the son's school, his father and I both went. We reached a little early and the programme started a little late. In that half hour, P lost interest and left. I don't remember now if he made some excuse about having work, but it was a moot point anyway. As editors, we have pressing deadlines, but they're never apocalyptic. If we take an hour off, the world doesn't end and neither does anyone die.<br />
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For the next two years, every PTM and every programme was prefaced by a promise to definitely go this time and an inevitable cancellation on that day. I don't remember when this stopped upsetting me. There were so many other things to worry about that I rather quickly became impervious to the pain of waking up on yet another special school day to the sight of P drinking himself into a stupor, deliberately it always felt. And the kids stopped asking or expecting to see their father at school.<br />
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As I head out for another Annual Day programme on my own, the only thing that makes this time different from the last is the fact that there is no expectation and therefore no last-minute disappointment. And that, I realise, makes all the difference between happiness and emptiness. Being a single mum is never a lonely feeling, being half of a pair of parents is. </div>
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Hello. I know it's been a while. You've got questions I'm guessing. Like how do I vanish for ten years and then one day come back and pretend everything is just the same? Or, how do you know I won't vanish again? Or even, how is this relevant to my life in an age when blogs are either commercial, or dedicated to specific topics, or privately shared with only a few friends?</div>
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I don't have all the answers. That much at least hasn't changed.</div>
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I'm not going to pretend everything is the same. Ten years ago, when this was my space, I was in college. This was a place to vent, semi-anonymously, a place to tell stories, a place to hold memories. Somewhere in the last decade, I thought I didn't need this place anymore. That Facebook was enough to hold memories and that the people sharing my stories would be around forever.</div>
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The last time I wrote I had left home, many homes. And I was starting to negotiate spaces that I thought would replace those homes. I has just joined my first workplace (where I ended up for nine years, two more than JU), I had met the man I eventually got married to, and I was taking baby steps towards building a home which I thought would last forever, and getting used to the city I had moved to. It was the beginning, or so I thought, of my happily- ever- after. Not that I ever saw myself as the princess of a fairy tale, but a sort of middle-class happily-ever-after with a reasonably successful job, a reasonably happy marriage and reasonably nice kids. Boy, did that go all wahoonie-shaped. Except the last one because <i>them kids ain't nice they're all kinds of awesome</i>.</div>
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And so I'm back. Because I need a space to vent, to tell my stories, and to hold my memories. Because Facebook is too public and a physical diary is too private. I'm not likely to go away this time because this is the novel of my life and novels can only end at happily-ever-after. And I am seriously done with that shit for ever. </div>
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But no, it won't be the same as before. It can't really. The world is a different place. Google search has made it really hard to be anonymous and I don't do funny any more. I also got over the endless ellipses and the capital letter casualties. Heaven alone knows why I ever thought that was cool, but I am so eternally grateful that my readers back then, many of them much older and wiser, put up with that. I would have bitch-slapped my younger self.</div>
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But yeah, I'm back. Reclaiming my right to write. I'm still sort of opinionated, sort of hysterical, and all kinds of neurotic. I'm just not 24 any more. But 34 is a good place to be and since we can't grow younger, here's to aging gracefully. I'm going to be white by the time I'm forty anyway, and if the men I know who turned white young are anything to go by, old age can be smoky hot. Here's to growing old with you, dear Blog. The best is yet to be. <i>The last of life for which the first was made...</i></div>
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babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-45110940839559744892007-08-02T20:12:00.000+05:302018-08-11T13:42:31.775+05:30Every day is an endless stream of cigarettes and empty dreams...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Dearly Beloved,<br />
We have not been at home for a while. We have not been anywhere for a while, excet in office and/or in a stupor. We are alive, but only just so. There are parts of us which are irredeemably lost, but these being such minor inconveniences, the heart and such like, we do not regret the loss. At least not noticeably so. What we do regret is Leaving Home.<br />
Home, which was a flat in Jadavpur, Kolkata. Small but beautifully done-up and always comforting. Home, which was a rather over-sized university campus, just across the road. With a pan-wallah who always took out two of my Special brand when he saw me crossing the road in the morning, ten minutes late for my first class. With a jheel, and corridors I'd practically slept on and certainly eaten off. With people (and dogs) I won't even talk about because I'd rather not start crying at this moment and I feel I'm well on my way already.<br />
Home, which was, and will always be Kolkata.<br />
I've lost count of the number of times any and all of these homes have made me clutch my head and tear my hair in despair. I've loved them and hated them. With equal fervour. And the reason I know Delhi will nver be home is becase Delhi leaves me cold. And this has nothing to do with the near-Arctic temperatures of my office. It's the place, the people...they're bleeargh. Someday I'll tell you horror stories of this place. For now let me resort to cliches. Home is where the heart is, or so they say. At this moment, my heart is fourteen hundred and sixty one kilometres away.<br />
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babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-26232738456720187322007-04-25T09:46:00.000+05:302007-04-25T09:57:41.386+05:30My life, right now, is trying to stand on its head and doing a pretty bad job with the balancing. I fall asleep by 10 every night and find myself waking up at unearhtly hours like 4 or 5. Which isn't really bad, and I'm not really complaining. Except I have a feeling I should be studying. Except I'm not. Then again, the bright side is if I was studying I couldn't be reading <span style="font-style: italic;">Death in the Afternoon</span>. And given a choice between renaissance drama, post-colonial theory and Hemmingway, well I prefer reading about bull fights. So bleh.<br /><br />I'm overwhelmed by remorse at this moment. Read <a href="http://novelandmodernity.blogspot.com/2007/04/philosophy-of-football.html">this</a>, early in the morning, and felt like howling. I don't regret any of the things I've done these four years, but I do have moments of extreme regret for the things I didn't land up doing. Sometimes I wonder if I could sit for the B.A. admission test this year, if only to attend Supriyadi's classes.<br /><br />Excuse me while I go blow my nose.<br /><br />College can not be over. Not. Would some prof be generous enough to flunk me this year? Pwetty please.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-53432164419096467112007-04-14T05:11:00.000+05:302007-04-14T05:24:45.362+05:30<span style="font-style: italic;">lathhir mukhe gaaner shur, dekhiye dilo jadabpur!</span><br /><br />The first time I heard this slogan was on a hot June afternoon in 2005, marching with a few thousand students from Jadavpur University down towards <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writers%27_Building">Writers Building</a>. We didn’t make it that far, of course. Somewhere near the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_of_Fine_Arts,_Calcutta">Academy of Fine Arts</a> we were stopped by the police and we sat down peacefully to sing songs while cameramen ran in circles around us.<br />Two years down the line, if I close my eyes and try to remember, I have to make an effort to recollect every rationale and every logical argument behind the student movement, behind our protests. What I can remember effortlessly are the emotions , the sentiment; the feeling of walking in unity with a thousand strangers; of walking beyond exhaustion and thirst, for a cause that we believed in. Somehow that memory can still make me cry.<br /><br />I can’t explain it if you weren’t there. I can tell you why I was in a <span style="font-style: italic;">michhil</span>, I can tell you who was right and who was wrong and why I still believe that, but I cannot explain what it was that made me throw dignity and self-consciousness to the winds and scream slogans till I was hoarse. Maybe it was the policemen who were lining the roads, flaunting their uniforms, their batons, their right to beat up the innocent and protect the guilty; or maybe it was just my impulsiveness.<br />I still can’t find words to express what it felt like to walk backwards, down the main roads of kolkata, in the middle of two lines of quietly marching people and clap my hands and scream till every single person within ear-range was screaming responses not with their voices but with their hearts.<br /><br />This university taught me a lot of things through five long years, but that afternoon I learnt what Passion can be.<br /><br />Afterwards, to be precise, over the next one year, ten months that came after, I’ve been taught what Apathy is. It’s been painful at times, but worth it.<br />Because at the end of the day this campus; this warm, friendly, welcoming, inert, lifeless, unconcerned campus has taught me one thing. That no matter how much it hurts, no matter how much you feel like the world is coming to an end, most of the world around you will not care. It’s a lesson worth remembering.<br /><br />Chances are, I’ll forget it. Because after all there is just so much more to remember.<br /><br />I spent tonight crying over memories. Which was a little ironic, because every one of them was a happy memory. But the thing about leaving a place, when you have come to love it and when you have built so many memories around it, is that it's a little like leaving a lover. You know you have problems, you know you were never meant to be together forever, you knew from the very first day that one day, you would have to move off. But in between, the years have gone by and the memories have accumulated and you’ve made love so many times through golden afternoons, hazy with the heat, and foggy dawns, and the bitter cold of winter evenings that when the time comes to leave even the happiest memory makes you look back in love, in pain and eventually in tears.<br /><br />But I’ll leave college with a smile. I promise you I will not cry. Chances are when the final day of exams and farewell parties comes I’ll be so drunk and high that I won’t even remember my name. Just tonight I needed to cry. For you, because I love you. Because you’re the most difficult place I’ve ever encountered, but you’ve made me so happy. And leaving is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to. But you know how my old mantra goes; no strings, no loose ends, and above all, no regrets. I can't promise to cut ties, I have a feeling I'll bump into you again and there are a few loose ends we didn't get to tie up but at least I can promise you, I don't have any regrets. Not one. Not for the times when I sat on the side-stairs and bawled my eyes out, not for the times I got drunk, got stoned, got caught in embarrassing positions or managed to get away without getting caught in worse situations. No regrets, only memories, that's all I can take away. And all I can leave is a little bit of love. For you, for the people I'm leaving behind, but most of all, for the dream that is JUDE.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-67443116475894542802007-04-13T08:37:00.000+05:302007-04-13T08:52:21.960+05:30There are days which are happy, not because anything wildly exciting happens but just because they're so-so-so-so full of laughter. Like yesterday. For the greater part of the hour and a half that we spent on the phone I was jumping around in front of my bedroom mirror. Not jumping exactly; it was more like hysterically funny faces and turning round and round because the world wasn't spinning fast enough to keep up with my giggling. And I decided no one, and just no one can make me laugh the way you can.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >*beeble*</span><br />and *<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >burble*</span><br />and<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >*beebleburbleboopplantbleepblink*<br /><br /></span>Happiness is laughter in the morning.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-18547903890462448952007-04-07T00:05:00.000+05:302007-04-07T01:32:11.842+05:30There are times when I feel sorry for my parents. Having to deal with me isn't easy on the best of days. And today just wasn't the best of days. Nothing happened of course. Nothing that was dramatic or eventful. Or even memorable. It was just one more day in a long line of days filled with mind games and power games and people fucking around with my life and my head. So I cracked in the morning.<br />Woke up at 7, sat to work. Waking up early is a bad idea, working all morning is a worse one. By the time it was noon, the house was pretty near flooded. Dad wasn't at home. Ma was, and she tried, poor thing. Tried laughter, tried stories, tried comfort, questions and closeness.<br />And I kept crying. Like some kind of brain-dead zombie.<br />It hurts to think about it now because it was so unfair on Ma. So bloody unfair.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">But when do we ever think about parents anyway. Not we, <span style="font-weight: bold;">I</span>.</span><br />And then Baba came home.<br /><br />We talked. I don't need to tell him things. He always knows, exactly what I'm doing, when I'm doing it. He doesn't know who or where, but that's because he doesn't want to know. And there are certain bits of my life that he knows for sure, but he won't say anything because he's letting me out on trust.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">So I did the crying, he did the talking.</span><br /><br />And he told me about the time I was in kindergarten. He would go to drop me off every morning. And every morning I would howl. And the teachers would tell my parents that I just sat in class and kept staring out of the window. So every day, my Dad would drop me off, and stand outside the window of my class.<br />I have no memory of this. I don't know how many months this continued. But I watched his eyes as he told me today, and I know that if he remembers it, it must have hurt him more than he cares to forget.<br /><br />And today he offered me the sun, the moon and the stars if only i'd stop hurting. And I promised him I'd stop. So this is one promise I have to keep. Because I love him. And because for twenty three years whenever I've been hurt he's picked me up, defended me, protected me and fought for me. And when I was lonely he was there for me. So I owe this one to him.<br /><br />Baba, I love you. I promise you I'll be ok. I won't let it hurt anymore.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-50142100852857020862007-04-06T23:41:00.000+05:302007-04-06T23:44:33.456+05:30I came home pretty early tonight, for once, so we sat and watched the nine o’clock movie. Which happened to be <span style="font-style: italic;">Walk the Line</span>. <span style="font-size:85%;">We’re all suckers for romance in this family, in case you didn’t know. </span><br /><br />Movie ended in sweet sappiness and the father went all contemplative, “ Jaast imagine. They were married for thirty five years. <span style="font-style: italic;">Ki bishal ghotona!”</span><br />Then realization struck him and he jumped up all excited, “No wait a minute. <span style="font-style: italic;">Eta bishal ghotona keno hobe? </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">We </span>have been married for thirty one years. <span style="font-style: italic;">Aaro unish bochhor hole ponchaash hobe</span>!”<br /><br />At which point of time the mother started simpering and I rolled my eyes at puppy love and left them to it.<br /><br />Did I say we were all suckers for romance?. Correction. When I said *all*, I meant the parents and the sister and brother-in-law.<br />Love, romance and happily ever after sums them up perfectly.<br />Now you know why I’ll never get married, too much sappiness/happiness runs in the family.<br />But it’s good watching them.<br />Warms the heart.<br />And us fish have awfully cold hearts. <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br />*beeble* </span>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-47063461651891858732007-04-05T05:04:00.000+05:302007-04-05T05:26:36.406+05:30<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span><br /><br />My deadest deadline for submitting a story is five hours away. And I haven't the faintest idea what my story is about.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />where have i heard these words before? oh. right. this <span style="font-weight: bold;">is</span> the story of my life. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*sheesh*</span><br /><br />So far I've written seven drafts for this one assignment.<br />To begin with, the story was supposed to be about a fish called Raghobboyal Bottoboyal who lives all alone on a planet of purple water and golden land and who is so big that a shark would slip through the gaps in its teeth.<br />But then I decided fish are essentially mundane things. And no one likes my stories anyway. So I'm writing about this lonely alien called Oolikibajenaamba.<br />And I hope the story is really really really bad.<br />Because by now I don't care how much I get for this stupid story, I just want it to be so bad that the prof who thought it would be the most brilliant idea of the millenium to force us to write stories for children gets traumatized for life.<br /><br />I have class in four and a half hours. Sleep is obviously not happening. I need a walk, a smoke and post 1.40 tomorrow, once classes get over, I need to vanish. For a long, long time. Otherwise my head is going to implode. Which might not be such a bad thing after all.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-80373780768809122842007-04-01T14:21:00.000+05:302007-04-01T15:16:02.655+05:30<span style="font-style: italic;">Granny Weatherwax always held that you ought to count up to ten before losing your temper. No-one knew why, because the only effect of this was to build up the pressure and make the ensuing explosion a whole lot worse.</span><br /><br />I actually waited a good twelve hours before <a href="http://losing-my-religion.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-can-never-explain-why-i-feel-bad.html">ranting.</a> I should probably have waited twelve months.The ensuing explosion might have been a lot worse, or there might have been no explosion at all.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >GAH!</span><br />I can't quit.<br />It's the one thing I cannot bring myself to do. I wish I could be strong and walk out and not look back and pretend I don't give a damn.<br />But I can't.<br />Mostly it's because of the memories. Because at the end of the day I'd still do it all over again, if only for the memories.<br />I'll still get upset, every once in a while. And then I'll come back to this space and rave and rant and pretend I hate everything that's happening.<br />But you'll know and I'll know and the big guy up there will know that it's all a lie.<br />Because I love you too much to forget you.<br />Because you're not just a cool address to spend time at or a good name to have on my cv.<br />Because you are home and family and everything else in between dammit.<br />Because every family has its black sheep and yours are the losers and wankers and soulless fence-sitting morons who will never take a stand because they're too afraid.<br />But most of all because you are my responsibility and I will not walk away.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-53592051010978337302007-03-29T00:46:00.000+05:302007-03-29T00:56:59.168+05:30oy!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">happy birthday!!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">i'll call, i promise i will. but it's the middle of the night and i can't call long distance now :(<br />so virtual wishes which you may or may not see in time are the best i can do.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">but i do love you. and see i didn't forget. wheeeeeeee!! now run along and have a terrific day. and night. and miss me please :)<br /></span>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-37842403796849362012007-03-28T00:03:00.000+05:302007-03-28T00:05:18.847+05:30I can never explain why I feel bad. The hurtness comes out in words which don’t mean a thing. Most of the time it isn’t even a rational pain, just a strange feeling, like someone’s slowly squeezing my neck. Not like being strangled, just a lump that grows bigger inside my throat and won’t go away.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">And I start howling if people try to be kind. Which is just sad when you’re supposed to be all grown-up and mature and responsible.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And I hate the word responsibility. </span><br /><br />To be honest tonight I hate a lot of things. Including my memories of four and a half years. It’s not an easy feeling, the hurtness and the hateness which comes from love gone wrong.<br /><br />When people call college a second home, half the time it’s an overdose of sentiment. The other half of the time they actually do spend more time in college than they spend awake at home. I’ve always called campus my first home. It’s not something my parents have ever been happy about. It just is that way.<br />Or rather was.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I don’t love you anymore. You were home but you’re not anymore. You’re just this fucked up place and I don’t wanna go back to you. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I thought I’d miss you when I left.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I won’t. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I doubt I’ll even remember you. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Right now the happy thought in my life is that I have barely two months left. </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Afterwards I’ll concentrate on forgetting.</span>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-55858508011690567782007-03-24T03:08:00.000+05:302007-03-24T04:21:49.573+05:30Over the last month and a half, I've yelled at enough people to deserve an eternity in Dante's fifth circle. I kid you not. I've been cranky, unfair, pig-headed and I was rather hoping to hell that people would be calling me really nasty names behind my back because I would completely deserve it.<br />People, being people, have instead gone out of the way to make me feel special. <span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Which is why at 3 in the morning I'm holding my head between my knees and weeping like a five year old.<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >umm pause while I blow my nose. and uh sorry about the incoherence, it's a nightmare putting feelings into words. but my heart's fit to burst, so i will try...</span><br /><br />This isn't a blog post, it's a confession.<br />These last months have seen the most despondent moments of my college life.<br /><br />It wasn't easy watching my classmates and my juniors cry uncontrollably because they couldn't believe the things they'd been accused of.<br />It wasn't easy watching the innocent being maligned and victimized and made into a public spectacle.<br />It wasn't easy controlling my temper when all I wanted was to blast every journalist whose vocabulary contained the words juicy gossip but not the simple word ethics.<br />It wasn't easy being answerable to everyone.<br />It wasn't easy not having the answers.<br />And it wasn't easy holding on to hope.<br /><br />I've made more mistakes than I should have.<br />I've been paranoid to the point of driving people insane. Or at least of making them seriously doubt my sanity.<br /><br />And I'm trying to say sorry. For hurting your feelings. For misunderstanding your intentions. For misjudging you. For misinterpreting you. For accusing you. And for ignoring you.<br />To each of you, a different you in each case perhaps, I have only this to say...You aren't just friends or classmates or juniors or acquaintances in the department. You're more than family. You are my tribe.<br /><br />And if I had to tell the world about the tribe of<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" > JUDE</span>, I would say...Beware.<br /><br />Because we know what despair is but we don't know what defeat is.<br />Because we know what hopelessness is but we'll keep fighting long after the referees have packed up and gone home.<br />And because every <span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">JUDE</span></span>an is willing to walk that extra mile, and sometimes more than once.<br /><br />Coherence isn't happening. Sometimes when the emotional investment is too high my brain shuts down. So instead of blathering on, I shall end this happy night with our war cry...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">IT IS </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >OUR</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> KUBLA!</span>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-52404484289630132642007-03-23T23:48:00.000+05:302007-03-23T23:59:17.588+05:30<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">It is OUR Kubla!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">and now, inspired by the Don...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">we go to the mattresses.</span>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-55370413605205607332007-03-18T21:28:00.000+05:302007-03-18T21:51:43.169+05:30some songs can always me cry. not in a tears-rolling-down-red-nosed kinda way (although that happens too, and i'm not even telling how often). just a lump in the throat and a memory out of nowhere. my happiness is always irrational and the pain just runs a little deeper and is a lot more illogical.<br /><br />and sometimes when you make me feel really bad, i'll play a song in a loop and cry through the evening. and then feel stupid the next morning, because it was a waste of time and it won't seem important the next time i see you smile.<br /><br />but sometimes crying just feels so good.<br /><br />so this song, is for you. because you can always make me cry.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />You took your coat off and stood in the rain,<br />You're always crazy like that.<br />And I watched from my window,<br />Always felt I was outside looking in on you.<br />You're always the mysterious one with<br />Dark eyes and careless hair,<br />You were fashionably sensitive<br />But too cool to care.<br />You stood in my doorway, with nothing to say<br />Besides some comment on the weather.<br /><br />Well in case you failed to notice,<br />In case you failed to see,<br />This is my heart bleeding before you,<br />This is me down on my knees, and...<br /><br />These foolish games are tearing me apart,<br />And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart.<br />You're breaking my heart.<br /><br />You're always brilliant in the morning,<br />Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee.<br />Your philosophies on art, Baroque moved you.<br />You loved Mozart and you'd speak of your loved ones<br />As I clumsily strummed my guitar.<br /><br />Well, excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else,<br />Somebody who gave a damn,<br />Somebody more like myself.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">These foolish games are tearing me apart,<br />And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart.<br />You're breaking my heart.</span><br /><a href="http://www.jeweljk.com/">Jewel</a>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-16958753424895948812007-03-12T00:34:00.000+05:302007-03-12T00:57:04.040+05:30Random net-surfing led me to this picture. Intellectual copyright be damned, I'm posting it. And should the photographer ever accidentally stumble across this blog, my apologies and all that but I'm only posting cos I liked it.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">And because if you ever asked me and I was not-drunk and not-stoned and not-a-lot-of-other-things, I'd probably tell you this was my idea of picture-perfect romance.</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEXl2WUium2DmZvZWZTHv1XQT7v582GF98vfgMQ2mB5YAH0hChQJOetx2ydh7EiZs7O0e1aBaNQBgat5Y8mxfJOMGvYki5ZLWMLq7a6fPD3DtgMRU4VOUtpY_FJVt6dl9TSHFA/s1600-h/21677636.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEXl2WUium2DmZvZWZTHv1XQT7v582GF98vfgMQ2mB5YAH0hChQJOetx2ydh7EiZs7O0e1aBaNQBgat5Y8mxfJOMGvYki5ZLWMLq7a6fPD3DtgMRU4VOUtpY_FJVt6dl9TSHFA/s320/21677636.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5040746160221312946" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">umm err. ok, i have nothing more to say. except...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">*beeble*</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >tumi!</span>babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-6323234363246776022007-03-08T22:18:00.000+05:302007-03-08T22:27:36.308+05:30My Dad just asked me why there isn't a Day for Men. So I told him about the time when Alice met Humpty Dumpty.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Since I cannot put it better than Lewis Carroll himself, I shall copy-paste the relevant bit for those who haven't read <a href="http://etext.virginia.edu/toc/modeng/public/CarGlas.html">Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There</a>.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">"What a beautiful belt you've got on!" Alice suddenly remarked. (They had had quite enough of the subject of age, she thought: and if they were really to take turns in choosing subjects, it was her turn now). "At least," she corrected herself on second thoughts, "a beautiful cravat, I should have said -- no, a belt, I mean -- oh, I beg your pardon!" she added in dismay, for Humpty Dumpty looked thoroughly offended, and she began to wish she hadn't chosen that subject. "If only I knew," she thought to herself, "which was neck and which was waist!" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> Evidently Humpty Dumpty was very angry, though he said nothing for a minute or two. When he did speak again, it was in a deep growl. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "It is a -- most -- provoking -- thing," he said at last, "when a person doesn't know a cravat from a belt!" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "I know it's very ignorant of me," Alice replied in so humble a tone that Humpty Dumpty relented. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "It's a cravat, child, and a beautiful one, as you say. It's a present from the White King and Queen. There now!" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "Is it really?" said Alice, quite pleased to find she had chosen a good subject, after all. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "They gave it me," Humpty Dumpty continued thoughtfully, as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it, " -- for an un-birthday present." </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "I beg your pardon?" Alice said with a puzzled air. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "I'm not offended," said Humpty Dumpty. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "I mean, what is an un-birthday present?" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "And how many birthdays have you?" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "One." </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "Three hundred and sixty-four, of course." </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> Humpty Dumpty looked doubtfuly. "I'd rather see that done on paper," he said. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> Alice couldn't help smiling as she took out her memorandum-book, and worked the sum for him: </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">365</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">1</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">-- </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">364</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">-- </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it very carefully. "That seems to be done right -- -" he began. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "You're holding it upside down!" Alice interrupted. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "To be sure I was!" Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. "I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right -- though I haven't time to look it over thoroughly just now -- and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you get un-birthday presents -- -" </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "Certainly," said Alice. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"> "And only one for birthday presents, you know, There's glory for you!"</span><br /><br />As I gently explained to my Father Un-birthdays and Men's Days are rather similar, given they're celebrated on every day that Birthdays and Woman's Days aren't. There's glory for you indeed.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-64994558745014242882007-03-08T00:58:00.000+05:302007-03-08T01:53:32.294+05:30The only time I remember bawling in public (or at least outside home) in my school years was in class nine, in the ground floor kindergarten loo; after losing in the semi-final of an inter-house basketball tournamanet. We lost for about five points and I had been the shining hope of the team. After the match and the handshakes I took myself off to the loo to change. Only instead of getting out of my sweaty (and inevitably stinky) jersey I collapsed into a dramatic huddle with all the pathos of an angsty teenager and shed many many tears before realizing I’d been sharing the bathroom floor with a very dead cockroach.<br />On the whole eeew.<br />On the bright side of course no one ever found out.<br />And if you Dear Reader try telling anyone who knows me this story I shall flatly deny it. So there.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14394654.post-68383374024640297772007-03-07T01:16:00.000+05:302007-03-07T02:06:06.602+05:30random snippets of reality<span style="font-weight: bold;">Rgr :</span> Jboi was afraid I might fall in Love!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jboi : </span>Yeah, yeah. That's bad shit man. Don't smoke it!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">That is effing awesome advice. Now if only I would remember to follow it.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">****************************<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">On a happier note, I went and scored alone from a Completely Unknown Place. Bit of a first time that. <span style="font-style: italic;">Wheeeeeeeee!</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">****************************<br /></div><br />Happiness continues because I've written a story about a Pig. As an assignment for the Children's Lit course. That is to say, I havent exactly written it out yet. But I made up the story the other day to send a 21 year old bachha to sleep. On the happy thought that there is little difference between the mind of a 21 year old and that of a 12 year old, I shall type out the story and submit it tomorrow. If I flunk, I can always blame the Pig.<br /><br />I haven't thought a name for the Pig yet. I think I shall call him, quite simply, Peeeg.<br /><br />For those who are dying of curiosity, or not, the story is about a Pig who doesn't have a home. He gets one in the end, a nice little cottage.<br /><br />And the moral is...<span style="font-weight: bold;">you should not cut trees. </span><br /><br />Slightly confusing that. But actually the moral was added when I retold the story to my mother at the breakfast table. It's all very complicated, like my life.babelfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07945583348289161857noreply@blogger.com1