Sunday, May 28, 2006

the sister is on orkut.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curses and bloody a thousand and one abuses on whoever invited her there.

my virtual life is now officially over.
this after i extracted a promise from every person i met on orkut who knew her vaguely to never ever let her know of the place.

the next thing i know she shall get a blog.
i did not just think that.
anyone who knows the sister, is not to tell her what a blog is; and is certainly not to tell her i have a blog.

the fish is now off to drown herself.
and yes bhooter raja, i know that makes me a bad fish, but i'm a bad fish anyway and worst comes to worst i can drown myself in air as the duck has testified on orkut.

post script : erm...i just happened to sign onto this orkut thingy and i have a message from someone whose user name is bitchslave who says and i quote, hello maam do u want a sex slave?
how does one deal with these things? will it be too rude if i say no. i wouldn't want to traumatize this person for life. such a polite person too.

16 Comments:

Blogger panu said...

poor fish creature. umm, about the bitchslave person, just redirect him to me.

11:38 PM  
Blogger "sen"sational said...

do you have a rocking sister or what???

11:48 PM  
Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

You have a blog? One shall endeavour to forget the fact/s.

The Fiss and JUDE both rise in my regard. So rare to find a literate person these days i.e. someone who knows where to put the hyphen in "fine-tooth comb". Have you ever been bothered by the incorrectly placed hyphen and the mental image of someone combing their teeth? Must mail Terry P about that.

J.A.P.

1:57 AM  
Blogger babelfish said...

panu : i didn't delte his/her orkut scrap, it seemed too cruwel, s/he's all yours :D

"sen"-bo : it must be the what!

j.a.p : saar, mane..thenkoo kindly for compliment, i assure you it was fevered brain wonly that made me spell it correctly...aar umm the fiss will phind it bherry phissy if you go about quoting phacts in public...mane, most embarrassing, tis too much like telling :P

2:38 AM  
Blogger Dreamcatcher said...

eggjactly like me .. a cousin found me on orkut and well i ve put her on ignore, not that it helps matters.
and once i found my sister's ip on my blog. i panicked and deleted some 3 months of archives.
i am of course paranoid but well older sisters are ki bolbo always worried je choto bongulo are up to no good. what is unfortunate is that they are mostly right. you would do well to change your orkut name :)

11:43 PM  
Blogger panu said...

thanx B.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Srin said...

Uhh...it's just your sister, it's not your MOTHER. Imagine having your Ma on Orkut, Ma is bribing my friends to send her an invite because I wont, AND I have a older cousin brother AND a niece on Orkut. Ki achhe?

12:46 AM  
Blogger Anti-establishment Inc said...

bitchslave who says and i quote, hello maam do u want a sex slave? ..Maybe I want sex but not from a slave...errr....would that be too rude???

1:55 AM  
Blogger M (tread softly upon) said...

lol

7:55 PM  
Blogger jhantu said...

yaar if you dont want that bitchslave, can i have him/her please, would be my onechance to flaunt my butts in leathers, s&m ishtyle

3:14 AM  
Blogger The Alluder of Alliterations said...

i like my fishy freshly fried.. do you mind?

12:10 AM  
Blogger The Nameless One said...

Big problems ahead, I guess.
Hope what you fear does not happen.

And yes it will be very rude if you say no.

1:07 PM  
Blogger herenow said...

maybe ure slightly better dan ppl whose married cousin has found her at orkut and messaged her.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Prerona said...

old men hitting on u is really p@ssing off! how u doing kiddo

10:51 AM  
Blogger Deepali said...

ew ew ew

We need 'perv alerts' on this 'friendship' networks.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Maru Marauder said...

"Perv alerts"??? Thatd eliminate 99% of the people...besides, 'friendhip' networks are no fun without random perverts....

12:05 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

< ? indian bloggers # >