Sunday, September 04, 2005

NEWS FLASH :
Chhotu is homo!!! Good grief!!!! Reactions in college vary from shock to repulsion to hysterical giggling to one placidly condescending, "He's still a bachha, he's probably just experimenting." People have been overheard wondering how Cezanne will react when she hears her son is gay. Personally I feel more sympathetic for the bitches on campus...there's already a dearth of studs in JU, now if Chhotu decides to turn his attention elsewhere, well, imagine the consternation....
hmm......in retrospect I'm not sure if one should call Chhotu homosexual, perhaps canis-sexual would be more appropriate......I don't know......what does one call a dog with bisexual tendencies??

4 Comments:

Blogger cass said...

cezanne???wasnt he gauguin's kid?u mean marilyn's now bereft??

10:43 PM  
Blogger babelfish said...

clarification : it's Mawilyn!!!
And Chhotu's mom is Cezanne and the dad was, we think Gaugin...also I haven't seen Mawilyn around for quite a bit.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Soumik said...

but even i knew that gaugin was cezanne's mom! this is confusing!

9:54 PM  
Blogger babelfish said...

wait wait, cezanne is chhotu's mom, we're all very clear on this!! me is terribly uncertain right now as to a)gaugin's sex and b)his progeny....this had perhaps better be clarified on campus later :D

10:06 PM  

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