Monday, September 26, 2005

waaaaaaaaaaaaahh.....
glublglubgulp.....
sob.......
sniffle sniffle.......
I am now officially u-n-happy!

why?
well the best reason is always "because."
but I have second best reasons too.........

1) nobody loves me.......snifflesniffle.........

2) nobody cares that this is my birthday week.......sobsob.............

3) somebody insists on feeding me papaya (and she knows I hate hate hate it........she'll probably even make me eat karela on the day of my birthday! ! !)...........boohooo...........

4) my right eye has now swollen to the size of a rather largish pin-cushion and it feels as if there are a dozen pins pricked in it........Waaaaaaaaah!!!

In short I am now
thoroughly,
inexorably,
inescapably,
deliciously,
delightfully
U-N-happy! ! !
sigh.......it's a lover-ly life.......

16 comments:

Bone said...

awwww poor darling... that's all so unfair! wish you a happy birthday in advance, baby (though am not sure when that is!)

do take care of that eye (how did it happen?) and keep on rebelling against the papaya and the karela... we rebels always win... my mom doesn't complain about my food any more... she's got thoroughly tired

Unjustified Insanity~~ said...

am new to your blog so have no idea when it is.
But did u know one thing!
THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY WEEK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(29th)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WERE STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN!
That's all the reason one needs to be happy!

La Figlia Che Piange said...

oh cool,whens ur birthday?

Sphinx said...

hey happy boithday in advance...

if you wanna get really depressed , hear '100 years'.

Maru Marauder said...

Aaaaw....happy birthday then....enjot the karela..

Dreamcatcher said...

28th yeaaaah i know, i know and ignore what soumik says ..its almost like you like wallowing in unhappiness and besides if you were so euphoric i doubt you'd be expressing it on your blog.
and happy happy birthday in advance.

Teleute said...

*hugs and chocolates*

Anonymous said...

poor thing, but I still think always having chemistry or geography finals on my birthday quite equals pincushion eye and papaya. Hm, maybe not completely but close enough. You can look forward to the phone call you'll be getting soon, you lucky thing you. That should tide you over any bad times till then :P

Teleute said...

where be the pre-birthday post?

babelfish said...

everybody is so adorable!!!!

birthday is ahem, ahem, in case if anyone wants to know tomorrow, September 28 :D

babelfish said...

mandy : Glory be to the cause of us glorious rebels!!! who don't want to be forced into health and happiness by eating bitter gourd :D

unjusitified insanity : you're a day, and I suppose some years younger than me :D Happy Birthday to you too!!!

Soumik : thank you, I be not furious, also very not-un-happy right now due to all kind commenters :)

Srin : I ees born on da 28th of September 1983 :)

Sphinx : Thanks but why deary are you wishing depression on me?!!!

maru marauder : thanks :) and no one and nothing can persude me to ever like karela

babelfish said...

dc : you be sweetums for remembering birthday :D :D but then you be Libra too :)

teleute : you dear little thing :)

bridalbeer : thank you...for visiting, for wishing me, and for generally making birthday week that much nicer :)

ibboss : I'm already seated by the phone,stealing poignant little glances at it with patient eyes...muuaaah

Bee said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

happy, happy birthday!!!
*BIG hug! and blows on one of those party-whistle thingies for good measure*

babelfish said...

cass & rimi : thankoothankoothankoo!!!

babelfish said...

arnie : somewhat uncertain as to what exactly tired you out, but thanks anyway :D nice of you to drop by :)